okaywilkinson

Living With Them For A Day

  • You: Guys where are you?
  • Taylor: Cock
  • You: No Taylor it's 10 in the morning for g-
  • Dillion: I got a blow job from my sister
  • You: That's just weird
  • You: Nash why are you holding a bottle of protein?
  • You: Nash put that fucking bottle down you are not force feeding Hayes with that shit
  • You: Cameron jesus christ put your shirt back on
  • You: Also you Sam
  • Cam: Don't pretend you don't like it
  • Sam: You like what you see
  • You: Both of you shut up and-
  • Mahogany: JACOB GODDAMMIT WHERE'S MY PIG?
  • You: Lox just relax I bet-
  • Jacob: WHY WOULD I GET YOUR PIG LOX?
  • You: Just relax and-
  • Jack J: This guy is commenting hate on our vines Chesterbot shit is about to go down
  • Jack G: DOWN WITH THE CHESTERBOT
  • You: Oh god please just calm down I just- CAMERON PUT YOUR CLOTHES BACK ON
  • Shawn: THATS IT WHO TOOK MY GUITAR?
  • You: You probably mispla-
  • Shawn: WHITESIDES WHERE YOU AT
  • You: Just don't scream and Cam I swear to god put that away or I wi-
  • Jacob: WHAT DO YOU WANT SHAWN
  • Shawn: DID YOU TAKE MY GUITAR
  • You: Both if you are literally 6 feet away from eachother there's no need to-
  • Jacob: NO I DONT HAVE IT
  • You: I will personally sew your lips together if the both of you don't stop shouting and- Matt why are you red?
  • You: Wait a minute where the hell is Carter and-
  • Carter: BOO
  • You: JESUS CHRIST CARTER DONT DO THAT OR I WILL-
  • Matt: SOMEONE GET ME A DRINK THIS CHILI IS HOT AS FUCK
  • Taylor: What do you fucking expect it's a chili Matt
  • Brent: Mmhm
  • You: Brent when did you get here and- where the hell did the Jacks go?
  • Sam: They stole a car with Shawn and Hayes
  • You: Oh god I'm so screwed
  • Matt: LETS PLAY SOME MUSIC
  • Mahogany: IM ON IT
  • You: Yes this would be- why is grind on me playing
  • Jacob: Hey Jacks, Shawn, and Hayes
  • You: Oh my god guys stop humping the floor
  • You: Guys what happened to the car
  • Hayes: Jack G crashed it uhm
  • You: WHAT
  • You: No Johnson you are not joining them do the grind on me
  • You: MAHOGANY CHANGE THE DAMN MUSIC
  • You: Wait where's Aaron
  • Aaron: I'm here but I'm not humping the floor
  • You: BLESS YOUR SOUL CARPENTER
  • You: LOX CHANGE THE GODDAMN MUSIC
  • Mahogany: FINE FINE JEEZ
  • You: Okay good good
  • You: Seriously Take You Down? Cam's going to dance and- jesus CHRIST Taylor and Hayes stop grinding
  • You: SOMEONE PLAY DECENT MUSIC
  • Shawn: ILL SING SUMMERTIME SADNESS
  • Jacob: NO I WILL
  • You: Both of you can just don't argue and oh god Cam what the fuck happened to your foot it's bleeding fast
  • Cameron: Call 911
  • You: Okay okay Nash hand me my phone and-
  • Cameron: 9 1 FUCKING 1
  • You: THEYRE ON THEIR WAY JUST CALM DOWN
  • Nash: WE CANT FUCKING CALM DOWN WERE HUNGRY
  • You: There's good in the fridge-
  • Taylor: WHY IS MY CAR DEMOLISHED
  • Dillion: What are you talking about dude
  • Shawn: Well shit
  • You: Please just calm down and-
  • Aaron: Jack isn't that the car you crashed?
  • Jack J: SHUT UP AARON
  • Taylor: GILINSKY YOURE GOING DOWN
  • You: PLEASE STOP JUST-
  • Cameron: MY FOOT IS FUCKING BLEEDING
  • You: THATS IT WILL ALL OF YOU JUST SIT DOWN AND SHUT UP AND I'LL TAKE YOU ALL OUT FOR TACO BELL
  • *everyone calms down and sit properly*
  • You: Un- fucking -believable
  • Brent: Taco Bell calms everyone down
  • You: Thank god you all finally shut up